help whats with him clinging to shit. almost every panel he is shown theres something hes clinging to
#hes first clinging to the paradox slime machine he was made from like its his mother and Then to john who is babysitting it up #something something naturally soft passive physically clingy temperament shoved down and inhibited due to living conditions
aw fuck wait
same as it ever was its just his natural temperament without all the nurture bullshit. this is the most natural thing for him to do that he cant deny himself it because he knows b2 dirk is safe but still profusely apologizes on automatic principle because he grew up to think that anything genuine was a crime around bro/b1 dirk
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